One day two friends decide to play a round of golf at the nearest course. They both bring a glove, one tee, and 2 balls. The first man gets as far as the 12th hole and the second man loses his glove on the 15th hole. They both leave when the second man finishes.
The first man then goes to the doctor to get a physical. The doctor does his thing then when he checks for a hernia, he notices a different problem. The first man somehow doesn't have his manhood anymore.
The second man goes home and is still very upset about losing his glove. Not only was it expensive, but it was soft and had a very good feeling to it. It would comfort him every time he grabbed his club with the glove. Oh well, he thought, better get a new one.
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