And she asks to be given a tour of the medical facility to see where all her millions of dollars have gone. A doctor walks her around and they come upon a room where inside a man is vigorously jacking off.
"What kind of a place is this?! My money is going towards a place like this?" said the woman.
"No you don't understand, this man has a special medical condition. If he doesn't jack off five times a day, every day, his testicles will explode." Explained the doctor.
The woman calms down and shrugs it off. They continue their tour onto higher floors. Suddenly they walk past another room and inside, a beautiful nurse is giving another patient a blow job.
"Oh my God, look! See! What is this place, a brothel? Where is my money going? Why is my life's work going towards such filth?!"
The doctor interjects. "You've got it all wrong - This man has the same condition as the one before - just better insurance."
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