Two firemen were butt-fucking at a fire when the chief walked in on them.
He screamed, "What the hell is going on here?"
One of the firemen said, "Johnson here was suffering from smoke inhalation."
"Why didn't you give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?" the chief asked.
"Well, how do you think all this got started?"
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