paraphrased from an early 2000's Readers Digest:
A man sits in a bar sipping his scotch after a long day at work. A beautiful brunette approaches him.
"My name's Carmen" she says.
"Is that a family name?" the man replies.
"No, just a combination of my two favorite things, cars and men." she says with a smile,"What's yours?"
A grin spreads across the man's face as he replies, "Golf tits"
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