knock on the door of the local Nunnery.
Mother Superior comes out and one asks "Mother Superior, do you have any nuns that are midgets?"
She thinks and says "I know of no midget Nuns in the entire country."
The guy then says "Can we call the Vatican and ask if there are ANY midget nuns anywhere?"
Mother Superior agrees and they do.
The Vatican spokesman confirms - there are no midget nuns anywhere in the world.
The guy looks at his friend and says "See?! I told you that you were fucking a penguin..."
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