One a poodle the other a great dane start chatting. Great dane asks the poodle why he's at the vet, poodle replies that he was feeling a bit frisky that morning and seeing the family cat decided to jump on it and give it a good humping. Now his owner has brought him here to be castrated. And why are you here the poodle askes the great dane?
Well I too was feeling randy this morning and seeing my owner come naked out of the shower I decided to jump on her and give her a good shagging. Oh replies the poodle so you're here to be castrated as well. No, replies the great dane I'm here to have my nails trimmed.
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