Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away.
When they reached the gate, the watchman was not there and the gate was wide open. They turned to each other and said, "Shit! our plan has failed, lets go back, we will try again tomorrow."
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