After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon
Suite.
The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player.
Then he excused himself and returned in pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of
champagne and poured them each a drink, unaware that his new bride had already
had more than enough to drink.
Finally, he took the girl of his dreams, whom he had wed after a whirl-wind
courtship, by the hand and tenderly began to lead her towards the bedroom.
"Damn !" she muttered, "every stinking time I go out with a guy it always ends
up the same way!"
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