A man walks into a bar in Russia.

A man walks into a bar in Russia.
"Can I have one beer?" - he asks the barman.
"That will be two hundred rubles," - says the barman.
""What? It was one hundred yesterday!" - says the man.
"Well, you see, it is one hundred for a beer and now you have to add a hundred for Crimea,"- says the barman.
The man hands him two hundred rubles.
The barman gives him back a hundred and says: "We are out of beer".

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