The first colleague arrives a bit before the agreed time and figures he'd just buy himself a beer while waiting for his colleague. Fifteen minutes later his beer is empty and his colleague is not yet there. He figures his colleague just needed to take of something at home, and orders another beer while he waits. Half an hour and two more beers later he starts to get worried and asks the bartender if he heard anything from his colleagues. The bartender didn't, so he decides to want for one more beer before going home.
Just as he finishes this last beer his colleague walks into the bar, all sweaty and with messy clothes. Suprised he asks him what happened and why he is so late. The colleague explains: "You know how I live just down the train tracks, and I often walk by the tracks to get here?". "Sure" the first colleague says.
"Well, I did so today as well, but about half way here I saw the most beautiful woman laying tied down and naked on the tracks. I decided to help her. I untied her and we had amazing sex there and then. It was like heaven, we did every position imaginable, just the best sex I ever had." "That sounds like an awesome story" the first colleague says, "but did she also give you a blowjob?". "No" the second colleague replies, "I couldn't find her head!"
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