penis and toe are talking one day.
toe complains,"Man, i hae a hard life.every day im stuck inside a smelly shoe, and because my master is so clumsy, i always get hurt and sore"
penis sighs and responds, "you call that a hard life,
my master makes me do push ups untill i throw up"!!
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