Two-by-four


Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."


The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"


The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.


He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."


"All right. How long do you need them?"


The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."


After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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