one time there was this zebra, who got hit by a bus and went to heaven. the gatekeeper told him he could ask god one question and then roam heaven freely. so the zebra goes in the pearly gates and asks God Am I a white zerbra or am i a black zebra?
God replies, "your a white zebra"
The zebra asks how do you know?
God replies, "if you were a black zebra you would have asks Is i a white zebra or a black zebra? instead you ask am i a white zebra or a black zebra?"
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