The Creation of a Pussy...

The Creation of a Pussy


Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.


First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,


Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,


Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,


Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,


Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,


Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,


Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.