Two bums are walking down the rail road tracks.
Bum#1 turns to the other and says: "just last week I was walking down these same tracks, and I found a bottle of whiskey. I stayed drunk for a week, it was the best week ever!"
Bum#2 listening intently replies: "that's nothing man, I was walking down these same tracks last week and I found a lady, we had sex over and over, it was the best week ever!"
Bum#1 asked: "did she give good head?"
Bum#2 replied: "no, I never found her head"
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