Two brothers, about six and four years old, wake up and start getting ready for the day.
The older brother tells the younger brother: "Today, we are going to learn how to cuss!"
And the younger brother, unsure about the idea says, "Haa, okay! How do we do that??"
The older brother tells him, "I'm going to say 'goddamn' and you say: 'fat ass!'"
"OK!"
They finish putting clothes on and head downstairs to the dining table. The mother is in the kitchen and says, "What would you like for breakfast?"
The older brother with a big grin says, "I want some goddamn Cheerios!"
The mom slaps him across the face and spanks him all the way back up the stairs, scolding and ridiculing him until he's crying in his room.
Then the mother, a little flustered, comes back down and asks the little one, "Now.. What do you want for breakfast?"
"Well, you can bet your fat ass I don't want Cheerios!"
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