10 minutes into the class, the teacher asks Timmy "Who was Mary?" Immediately, Adam pokes Timmy's ass with a pencil. "MOTHER OF GOD!" Timmy yells. The teacher says "Good, but don't yell." 15 minutes into the class, Timmy is called on again. "Who is the son of God?" Adam pokes his ass with a pencil again and Timmy yells "Jesus Christ!" The teacher waves him on as correct. The next day Timmy is called on again. "What did Eve say after she conceived her last child?" Adam pokes Timmy's ass with the pencil again. "Adam, I swear! If you put that fucking stick up my ass one more time, I will break it in half, ya hear me?" The teacher fainted.
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