Two beekeepers were chatting...

"How many bees do you have?" said the first beekeeper.

"I have ten thousand bees"

"How many hives do you have?" said the first beekeeper.

"I have ten hives" came the reply.

"How many bees do you have?" asked the second beekeeper.

"I have twelve million bees"

"Thats a lot of bees!" said the second bee keeper. "How many hives do you have?"

"I have only one hive"

"Twelve million bees in just one hive!" exclaimed the second bee keeper.

The first beekeeper shrugs.

"Fuck 'em. They're only bees."

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Heard this the other day and it cracked me up. Think Alan Davies might have come up with it.

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