Two bee keepers are chatting....

"How many Bees do you have?"

"10,000"

"How many hives?"

"10"

"cool"

"What about you? how many bees do you have?"

"A million"

"Wow and how many hives?"

"1"

"You've got a million bees in 1 hive!?"

"yeah fuck em, they're only bees"

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