The Top 13 Taglines for Movies Featuring Unlikely Action Heroes

13> Anna Nicole Smith goes after ancient treasure as Emma Balmer in "Tomb Dater."


12> See George Walker Bush as George Herbert Walker Bush in "Once Upon a Time in Iraq."


11> William Shatner shows terrorists for the bald-faced liars they are as Frank Follicle in "Toupe Beverly Hills."


10> Ben Kingsley's done with passive resistance -- now MaHotHead Gandhi's thinning out the bad guys in "The Fasting and the Furious."


9> David Spade as Sammy the Elf in "I Nailed Mrs. Claus."


8> Don Knotts is Henry Limpet in "The Ass-Kicking Mr. Limpet: Limpet Lives!"


7> Nick Nolte *is* Al Coholic in "Cider-Man."


6> McCauley Culkin as Neo in "Matrix, We Are Now Officially Out of Ideas."


5> From Vice President to adventure hero, don't miss "Indiana Quayle and the Spelling Bee of Doom."


4> Gray Davis as Private Sector in "The Terminated."


3> Pee Wee Herman as Rod Wanker tries his hand at self-espionage in "The Pourne Identity."


2> Justin Timberlake goes where no man has gone before as I. D. Flowerder in "Breakfast at Britney's."


1> Woody Allen one-ups Shaft as Oedipus X in "Mighty Afrodite."


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