O.J. Simpson dies and went to hell. When he arrived the Devil met him and began the orientation process. The Devil told O.J. that here in hell you get to decide how you want to spend the rest of eternity. They go to the first door and inside is Josef Stalin, he is being burnt alive over and over. The Devil asks O.J. if this is how he wants to spend eternity, O.J. says no. They go to the 2nd door and inside is Hitler. He is being whipped non-stopped by a cat o' nine tails. O.J. immediately says that this is not how he wants to spend eternity. The go to the 3rd door and inside is Bill Clinton. He is receiving a blowjob. The devil asks O.J. if this is how he wants to spend eternity and he says yes. The devil says "fine then, Monica you can leave now."
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