A man walks by a garage sale and he sees a flat screen TV, he asks the seller "how much's the TV?
Seller: 1 Dollar.
Man: What? One dollar!, how come it's so cheap?
S: The valume is stuck on the highest option.
M: Is that it, is there anything else I should know?
S: Nope thats it
M: Wow, You can turn that down
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