A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when
they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her,
"Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy?"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up."
"I've already said NO, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small bowie... I know you like it too."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love. Don�t be like that."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with hair
totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says. "Dad says either you have to
blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob
himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the
intercom!"
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