Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

What do sluts...

Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i...

What do lawyers...

Law suits!

I used to do the...

… But then I turned myself around.

I'm kind of scared.

So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out yet....

I went to this...

All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula....

Fairy Tales

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once...

What do you call...

The Devil's advocado.

5th grade...

Student: "Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."

Why'd the Titanic...

The iceberg had said 'just the tip'

What are there no...

They were still monkeys