I was sitting at work eating lunch, and my coworker came up to me complaining about his lousy day.
He didn't eat breakfast so he wasn't late for a project proposal meeting, he accidentally put on mismatched socks, he dinged his new 9-3 convertible on the mailbox leaving.... At that point I said 'hold up. You know I don't like Saab stories'
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