A substitute teacher was called to teach the third grade. She was an avid horse race fan and it was the day of the big derby. However, she needed the money and agreed to teach. She thought about the race all morning, and as post time neared she decided it would be a good learning experience for the children to take them to the track. So she called the bus company and asked the driver to pick them up. They arrived at the track about 30 minutes before post time. As soon as they got off the bus the children needed to go to the bathroom. She left the boys at the men's room and took the girls to the lady's room. When she came back to get the boys, they told her the urinal trough was too high and they couldn’t reach it. By this time it was 15 minutes until post time. She asked if there were any men in restroom and they said no. She said, "Well, come on and I’ll hold each of you up while you go." The boys lined up and she began to hold them up one by one. After she had helped several, she picked up one who had an unusually large penis. She exclaimed, "My god, are you just in the third?" He calmly replied, "No ma'am, I'm also riding in the fifth."
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