The cheerleaders from Saint Mary's were riding the bus home from an away game when they were tragically struck by a semi killing everyone onboard.
All of the girls arrive at the gates of heaven at the same time where they meet Peter. Peter proclaims "all of the girls sins are forgiven but one". He continues " the only son I cannot forgive is premarital sex, the only way to absolve this sin is to cleanse what ever body part has touched a penis in this fountain."
After a few quiet moments a small group of girls come forward and wash their hands and Peter admits them into heaven. Suddenly Jenny starts rushing to the front of the line to which Peter asks "Jenny why the big rush"? Jenny replies " I just wanna wash my mouth out before Debra washes her asshole"!
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