Judge is making me prove that I am gay

Some guy started a fight with me at a bar last week. In a fit of rage I used poor language and called him a fag. We got into a fight and I knocked him out. Nobody saw him initially start the fight, they just saw me hurl an offensive insult and attack him.

Well it turns out that he was actually gay and they are now trying to charge me with a hate crime even though I didn't mean it as a homophobic slur. I was considering calling him a retard, but wasn't quite sure if he was Polish or not and didn't want to offend him...he did not appear homosexual so I did not think it would offend.

My lawyer has advised me to claim I am homosexual in order to get this charge dropped...but he is telling me that simply claiming to be homosexual will not be enough. This is all just so messed up because I have nothing against gay people and the person accusing me is the one that actually started the fight!

He wants me to stand in front of 12 jurors and receive anal sex from him. I asked him if I could just perform oral on him but he told me that I cant because legally speaking he is a top.

I asked my lawyer how long this will last for, and he is telling me the longer the better. He is saying it will be best if he reaches ejaculation, but is not quite sure if they will allow him to bring in anal beads and butt plugs as a witness....if he isn't allowed to bring them in he says our chances will only be 50/50.

He says that if we do lose that we will be able to have a retrial once I am in prison for awhile. I asked why anything would be different then and why we couldn't just prove my innocence now...he stated that the main issue currently with the case is that I am not his type. He said I was not adequately fit to stand the trial.....I said "what?! Then why are we going to trial!" He apologized and meant that he was talking about my fitness and excess weight. I broke into tears and he comforted me with a gentle kiss on the neck then explained to me that in prison I will surely obtain evidence within weeks of being there. He explained that I would be going to a maximum security prison and that my chances of being raped were pretty high.

The more I talk to him the more he seems disinterested....I think he is becoming less and less attracted to me. He has already started giving me advice on how to get raped the fastest in prison. He is telling me not to resist so it makes it look like it is consensual and to not shower afterwards...he is explaining that I may need to hold the ejaculate within my asshole for weeks until it can be processed in a lab. He is telling me that once it happens it will be one of the greatest days of my life.