I just wrote this out of boredom. I do not care what you think. If you think this bad, I can't help but say, "Go fuck yourself".
A couple had been fighting for quite a while. The husband is just craving for sex. One night when they're in bed:
Husband: You know, it's fun.
Wife: Huh?
Husband: It's fun!
Wife: What? What's up with you all of a sudden? What's fun?
Husband: It's fun!
Wife: What is?
Husband: IT'S fun!
Wife: Grrr. Fuck you!
Husband: YEAH, THAT!
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