So he is very depressed, goes to the bar. There, he asks for a drink and a tall, smart, blonde, pretty girl approaches him. They talk for about an hour until the guy, finally, asks her to go home with her. They have sex and this goes on for about two weeks but the guy notices something strange after each time they have sex. Finally out of curiosity he asks "Why do you like to stroke my dick after every time we finish?" She responded "Oh, no particular reason. It's just that I miss mine."
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