A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.
He says to him, 'Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?'
So the guy tells him 'Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said, "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh."'
'She socked me one.'
The first guy responded, 'Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties," But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.'''
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