A man sunbathes nude and ends up burning his cock.
His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a cup of cold milk.
His blonde girlfriend comes home and finds him with his cock in a cup of cold milk.
'Good heavens', she remarks, '
I always wondered how you guys reload these things!'
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