He has never been to this part of the jungle and he is getting quite nervous. Suddenly he hears the tiny voice of an ant from a leaf just in front of his face.
"Are you lost friend? I could point you in the right direction but I'll need a favor from you first!"
"Alright little ant," the elephant replied "anything you want, just help me get home"
"Well," said the ant "I want to fuck you in the ass!"
The elephant agreed, it was just an ant after all. So the ant crawled along his back and went right at it. Meanwhile, a little monkey who had been spying on this whole thing from the coconut tree directly above the pair just couldn't hold back his laughter anymore. He laughed so hard that he shook several coconuts free from the tree, and they smacked the poor elephant right in the head.
"Ow! Shit!" The elephant yelled, to which the ant replied,
"YEAH TAKE IT ALL BITCH!!!"
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