Well, I'm back from a long hiatus but am excited to get back to writing some topical jokes for you all. As always, you can get more here (https://twitter.com/annoyedboyd). Let's get started!
The 71st Golden Globes aired last night to big ratings. Critics agree it was all thanks to a magnificent best drama win for the hip-hop epic "8 Mile: Rick Ross's Harrowing Struggle to Complete a 13K Diabetes Fun Walk".
Even more entertainment news, "Mad Men" has announced its final season air date. They even teased the series's big finale where Don Draper makes love to a sexy feral subway cat then comes up with the jingle for Meow Mix.
A recent study has confirmed that the human male y-chromosome will not die off in the future despite initial worry. However, the y-chromosome will have a midlife crisis in six years during which it will insist all cell nuclei call it "Da Y-Man".
In tech news, Facebook announced it will begin to kill its much-loathed news feed ads. Instead, Facebook will just force each user to take monthly drunk selfies with the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Over to the political sphere, it seems that many are now doubting Governor Christie's electability as a presidential candidate. And that's not just because of Christie's controversial business ties to Big Canola Oil.
In a candid move, President Obama finally let the press photograph his lunch with Biden. The New York Times got a couple good shots of President Obama sharing a laugh with the Vice President while the Wall Street Journal snapped a few adorable pics of Biden with psketti all over his cheeks and bib.
Last up, the President has announced he will be considering four NSA reforms. Three are mainly bureaucratic while the last reform is to name the NSA something less intimidating like "Obama's Cuddly Jamboree of Encrypted Email Snooper Poopers".
That's it for now. I certainly hope you enjoyed them and I look forward to getting back into posting!
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