10. 'What the *&%# was that?' - Mayor of Hiroshima, - August 1945
9. 'Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?' - Custer, 1877
8. 'Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.' - Einstein, 1938
7. 'It does SO *&%#ing look like her!' - Picasso, 1926
6. 'How the *&%# did you work that out?' - Pythagorus, 126 BC
5. 'You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?' - Michelangelo, 1566
4. 'I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain.' - Joan of Arc, 1434
3. 'Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!' - Noah, 314 BC
2. 'Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?' - Bill Clinton, 1997
1. 'I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!' - JFK, 1963
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