He has always called her "Beautiful Baby" or "BB" for short. For her gift, he gets a "B" tattooed on each of his two ass cheeks. When she comes home, he drops his drawers, flashes his ass, and says "Beautiful Baby, how do you like it?"
She says, "Well, uhhh, it's great, but who is BOB?"
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