10. Please pay your medical fees before treatment.
9. Please have a hot water shower within 24 hours of exiting this building.
8. Do not touch if it glows, including people.
7. The lift doors do not open on the 2nd floor for your own safety.
6. Our security guards carry real guns.
5. Slippery when wet.
4. Leave your mobile phone on and close to your head.
3. All of our staff have been fully trained and assembled locally.
2. In case of Fire, don't look at us.
1. Pharmacy open from 8am - 7pm, for after hour prescriptions, please see guy across the road on corner wearing the black jacket and hat.
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