1.) Did you know that you wig almost looks real?
2.) So were you born this ugly or is it a skin condition?
3.) No, i don't know what the answer is but i do know that from
here, that big wart on your nose is almost invisable!
4.) Do you shop at Witches*R*Us or did some one give you that
thing you call a sweater?
5.) Are you married to a blind person?
6.) With a toope like that on your head, it looks like there's a
mad cat on your head!
(Don't ask me how i found out you shouldn't say this to
teachers, i just happen to look at the insults on Funny.com
alot!!)
:)
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