Top Cigar Ad Slogans


*These aren't your father's cigars ... or your mother's, for that matter.
*When's the last time you had a good stiff Cuban?


*Because size really does matter.


*The bigger the hole, the bigger we roll.


*Available in small, medium, and donkey sizes.


*The "fun-to-put-in" carcinogen!


*New ribs for her pleasure. (oops.. that was for condoms)


*After a stroking' it's still good for smoking'.


*Long enough for a man, but made for a woman.


*Won't leave a mess all over her dress!


*All the flavor of a fine Cuban cigar...with the pungent aroma of a tuna
canning factory!


*These won't go floppy in your mouth.


*The best thing you'll ever find in a box.


*Melts in your mouth, not in her muff!


*Cigars... they're not just for oral pleasure any more.


*Batteries not included.

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