Top 5 men in a woman's life...


The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:


1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.


A Doctor says to take off your clothes.
A Dentist says open wide.
A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"
A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it�s up?"
A Bank manager says "don�t take it out you�ll lose interest"!

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