...there was an 80 year old woman and an 80 year old man. Despite their advanced years, they were both very much sexually driven despite the doctor's insistence that they give up that type of activity due to their advanced age, but one night, a sly wink over a game of Bingo and a sexy smile over pudding, and the two old folks hobbled away on their walkers for a night of passionate lovemaking.
They locked the door of the man's room and began to undress, the man popping Viagra by the handful.
No sooner had the old woman removed her bra, she stopped suddenly, "Before we do this, I should tell you that I have acute angina."
"Oh thank God," the man said, "Because your titties are absolutely hideous!"
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