Moishe and Ibraham are walking down the street and they come across a church sign that says, "Convert to Christianity! Receive $1000!". Ibraham turns to Moishe a says, "Well, I might as well go see what this is all about."
Moishe sits down on a bench and waits. He's waiting for 5 minutes, 10 minutes, an hour goes by then Ibraham finally comes out.
Moishe says, "So... how'd it go?"
Ibraham replies, "I've accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I believe that he died on the cross for our sins, on the third day he rose from the dead and he is now seated at the right hand of the Father."
Moisha says, "What about the $1000?"
Ibraham says, "What is with you people and money?"
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