Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Nine Inch Nails Concert


10. Cover Trent's eyes and say "Guess who?"9. Burn Trent in effigy8. Make farting noises7. Make beep noises when they curse6. Two words: silly string5. Tickle Trent during a more intense song4. Toss a beanie baby on stage with a note attached saying "Enjoy" when they're singing "Closer"3. Wear fake nails (nine inches long, of course), and poke everyone-including security2. Sing stuff by *NSYNC to confuse them1. Wear a T-shirt that says "I LOVE MARYLIN MANSON!"

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