The top 10 things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace
Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel.*
*Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson will be in the first
prequel as the above character.
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't
the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even
if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have
to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no
substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a
Wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."
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