The Top 15 Halloween Costumes That Net the Least Candy


15> Lil' Pill-Poppin' Rush


14> The Incredible Sulk


13> Terrence, the Contagious Toll Collector


12> Saddam Hussein in a Flowery Island Shirt Holding a Pina Colada


11> Fat Lost by Carnie Wilson


10> The Politician Formerly Known as Governor Davis


9> Cellulite-Riddled Nudist


8> Mike Wallace and Camera Crew


7> Rupturing-Pustules Baywatch Babe With Realistic Festering Action!


6> "Sexy" Altar Boy


5> Left-Wing Monster GloriAl FrankenSteinem


4> Martha Stewart Prison-Bitch Barbie


3> LevitraMan


2> I-Just-Knocked-Your-Daughter-Up Guy


1> SpongeBob SoiledPants

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