He asks the Chief why indians have such funny names.
"The day Soaring Eagle was born, a scouting party saw a majestic eagle flying high above the camp."
The young brave clapped his hands with delight.
The Chief continued wistfully, "A deer came splashing through the creek the day Running Deer was born."
The young brave giggled at the thought as the Chief spoke again. "Standing Bear was born on the day a great black bear rose onto its hind legs to see on top of a neighboring hill."
Scratching his head, the Chief queried the child, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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