A woman went to her plastic surgeon and asked him about what she should do about the saggy skin on her face. HE told her that he would put a nob in the back of her head that would tighten her skin if she turned it. He warned her of the consequences of using the nob to much. She agrred and had the surgery. Weeks passed and she went back to visit the surgeon with another problem."Doctor," she said."What should i do about the bags under my eyes?" "Those aren't bags under eyes those are your boobs!" replied the doctor."Oh," she said."Well then i guess that would explain the Gotee!"
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