The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding around one day when Tonto jumps off his horse and puts his ear to the ground.
The Lone Ranger looks puzzled a minute and asks Tonto what the problem is.
Tonto stands up and says "Buffalo come."
"How do you know that?" asks the Lone Ranger.
"Ear sticky."
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