Titanic vs. Clinton


Which video should I buy?


Help me out here.


TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.


CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.


TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.


CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.


TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.


CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist.


TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.


CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.


TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.


CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.


CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.


CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.


CLINTON VIDEO: Monica doesn't remember Jack.


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.


CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind.


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.


CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary

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