Stranded unfortunately...

3 men survive a plane crash in the ocean and wash up on a random remote island. They are soon captured by the local natives who tie them up and keep them captive.

After a few days of being tied up, the are brought in front of The Chief. The Chief informs them that they're to go out into the jungle and find 10 pieces of the exact same fruit and bring them back here for judgement. If they fail the judgement then they will be eaten! The Chief also informs that if they try to run and hide, they will be easily hunted down and also eaten!


The 3 men scatter and about an hour later 2 of the 3 have returned. The Chief summons the first man forward who has with him 10 apples. The Chief informs the first man to shove all 10 apples up his bottom one by one and if he shows any sign of discomfort, he will be taken away to be eaten. If he were to succeed, the natives will build him a boat and he can leave.


The first man puts one apple up his backside and is fine. He begins to put the second one up but screams in pain! The local natives grab him and begin to tie him up to prep him for eating.

The Chief summons the second man forward who has gathered 10 berries. The Chief tells him the same deal. The second man puts the first berry up, the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight, ninth and as he is about to put the last one up he begins bursting out with laughter. The local natives grab him and also tie him up, throwing him to the ground where the first man is tied up.


The first man says to the second man - "What happened, you were on the last berry why did you start laughing?" - the second man still laughing, motions with his head over to the distance where the first man spots the third man coming back with...

Pineapples

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